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  1. In the year 3000
  2. Music teacher: I'm going to teach you a traditional African chant...
  3. to the window
  4. to the wall
  5. 'till the sweat drips down my balls
  6. all you bitches crawl
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That moment of shame when you have to give the jar to someone else to open

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The worst feeling in the world is watching the person you’re in love with ruin their life and everything they have worked for. And the worst part is that nothing you have said or will say can save them from themselves.

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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When you hear your mom’s car pull up and you didn’t do ANY chores.

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karina-hews: Thank you Kim.

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Thank you Kim.

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